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Wednesday, July 1, 2015

your friendly little guide on how to masturbate @ 5sos smut

  • "obviously, we are all different. we don’t all look like this and thats okay. we come in all different shapes and sizes. its good to be different :)
  • oh wow fun fact, most of the pleasure you experience through sex is not via your sexual organs, its all in your nervous system, your brain and how you perceive things
  • okay where were we? so hopefully you’ve read smut or you’ve been looking at naughty pictures so you must be a little wet. its alright to go check. that’s right. run a finger along your entrance (aka vagina opening). take one hand and spread your inner labia/inner lips to get better access. it might not feel good doing this but we are just checking to see what’s going on down under
  • you should probably also keep some tissues nearby..
  • okay now if you keep running your hand up your slit towards the front of your body, you’ll run into a little snag. right where the lips start, there will be a little hard ball (idk how to describe it).
  • if you touch it, it might be really sensitive, its filled with a bunch of nerve endings so it might hurt a little. sometimes people like to keep their underwear on because this area is extremely sensitive to touch.
  • usually there is a little ‘hood’ of skin covering this bud but i think we can start calling this a clit now? okay the clit. try pressing down on this and see how that feels.
  • you can rub it in circles or figure eights or draw little shapes on it. try spelling the alphabet while placing pressure on your clit"

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Sunday, June 28, 2015

Vegan " Sharp Cheddar Cheese" @ Food (dot) com

"5 teaspoons powdered agar-agar or 5 tablespoons agar-agar flakes
1 1⁄2 cups water
1⁄2 cup cashews
1⁄3 cup nutritional yeast
1⁄2 cup pimiento
3 -4 tablespoons lemon juice, depending on how sharp you want it
2 teaspoons onion powder
1⁄4 teaspoon garlic powder
1⁄2 teaspoon prepared mustard (make sure it is organic)
instructions @ Food (dot) com

Masturbation methods for women @ Orgasm Tips for girls

1) Rub your clit
2) Grind something
3) Water
4) Vibrators
5) Things that just happen to vibrate
6) Penetration
7) Penetration with something
8) Cross your legs
See explanations @ Orgasm Tips for girls

Saturday, June 27, 2015

Super Creamy Vegan Mac and Cheese @Vegan Yummieness

10 ounces dried macaroni (or about 2⅔ cups)
1 cup peeled/diced yellow potatoes (or russets)
¼ cup peeled/diced carrots
⅓ cup chopped onion
¾ cup water (preferably use liquid from pot of boiled veggies)
½ cup raw cashews
¼ cup coconut milk
2 tablespoons nutritional yeast flakes
1 tablespoon lemon juice
¾ to 1 teaspoon salt (or more to taste)
¼ teaspoon garlic powder
1 pinch cayenne pepper (optional)
1 pinch paprika